Yes, you got that right! The Spratlys Island dispute has finally ended. The bad news is that the Philippines doesn't own it. However, the good news is that Spratlys Islands will become new, sovereign country known as the Republika Ng Spratlys. Yes, that's right. After many years of battle with the Hague, it has been decided by both China and the Philippines that Spratlys will belong to the Dilawans and their allies. That means they can now implement the 1987 Constitution at the now-independent islands. Independent of China, the Philippines, or any country. Forget about the names West Philippine Sea or South China Sea - the name of the sea is now called #TindigPilipinasSea. To all of us who hate democracy, who believe constitutional reform is an enemy of democracy, and want better leadership - both President Mar Roxas and Vice President Antonio Trillanes IV are now inviting you to migrate to their new state.
Republika Ng Spratlys will be run under the 1987 Constitution (to be renamed as the Spratlys Constitution of 2021) since it's the best in the world. We will have our constitutionalists Christian Monsod, Winnie Solitas-Monsod, Hilarious Davide, Richard Foronda Hoydarian, Antonio La Vina Loca, and Flower Hilbay to name a few help to develop our country. The country will be run under the new framework of presidential over parliamentary, unitary over federal, and we will continue the economic policies of the 1987 Constitution. Roxas and Trillanes will appoint the best people in our new glorious country. Gary Alimango and the Magdaldal Troops will be our new line of defense in case China or any country wants to seize our new sovereign state. Jover Laurio will soon be in charge of censorship. Frank Baklaan IV will be the new communications secretary. Agot Isidro will be our secretary of education. Neri Colmenares will trade secretary. Toady Casino will be our economist. Sarah Jane Elgago will be the youth secretary. That's just a preview of how life will be better at the Republika Ng Spratlys.
Are you saying that parliamentary is better than presidential? Please, it's just a coincidence that the top ten countries of the world are mostly parliamentary. Listen to Bolo Pascual. Trust me, you don't want us to be like Singapore. The Republika of Spratlys will become the new America of Asia. We always need term limits to prevent dictatorships. Are you saying that federalism will decentralize and give better autonomy? We don't want warlords in Spratlys. In Spratlys, we will have no warlords because federalism will be non-existent. Are you saying we should open to foreign direct investment? No way. We will retain 60-40 provisions in most sectors because we want to protect our sovereignty. We will only open up the economy to more foreign investment only after we become a first world countries. Most people get the sequence wrong, get it?
What are you waiting for? July 12, 2022, will be the birth of the Republika Ng Spratlys. Migration forms are now available from Angat Buhay. Leni Loud Robredo will be preparing new forms. You may also download them from Pignoy Ako Blog site. We can begin our mass migration to Spratlys to form the new glorious Republika Ng Spratlys!