Biyernes, Hulyo 9, 2021
Finally, we're really ready to implement Daang Matuwid yet again. People are now clamoring to #LetLeniLead. The 2020 Pulse Asia Survey gave us Leni Loud Robredo with a top rating of 80% against Sarah Duterte-Carpio's 2.6%. Now, respondents more than ever are clamoring to #LetLeniLead. Are you saying that the list I'm presenting is inverted? Please, have your eyes checked because we can see that Leni Loud herself now has a 70% approval rating while Sara only has a 2.7%. We can see that our newest presidential survey is that Filipinos (more than ever) are now more than ready for a Leni presidency!
Why would you not vote for Leni Loud? Leni Loud offers free food to the poor making her the strongest woman in Asian politics. Are you saying that her spaghetti is pale? Please, Gordon Ramsay praises it to be 100% the best spaghetti he's ever tasted. Before the survey, photos are already proving how HIGHLY POPULAR Leni is with the urban poor. Did Sara go all the way to give delicious pasta and fried chicken to the urban poor? Did Sara go all the way to interact with people and get crowds. No, Leni Loud herself is getting all of that. Sara is just a lazy idiot. Leni Loud is highly industrious as proven by her physical presence wherever she goes. Just remember if you're tested COVID-19 positive - you can call her to give you the cure for COVID-19!
This is indeed a new sign of the new era of Daang Matuwid. Yes, the new era is coming and Leni Loud will lead us to a bright future. We can expect a new, motherly president who will be the mother to us all. Leni Loud herself, not Sara, should be the choice this 2022. If you're not voting for Leni Loud then you must be very stupid!