Is Spratlys About To Become An INDEPENDENT Country With This Silly Petition To Rename West Philippine Sea As PNoy Sea?

Either this petition is stupid or it's the kind of petition that I'm waiting for. Honestly, I don't care anymore about the Spratlys as a Philippine territory issue. It's not tha I'm willing to let China have it. Instead, I still think about the birth of a new country called the Republika Ng Spratlys under the leadership of President Mar Roxas and Vice President Antonio Trillanes IV. I'm laughing at how this petition is going on because it may mean one thing - the Yellows may be leaving the Philippines soon and they will be establishing their new state. I mean, why continue naming the West Philippine Sea as it is if Spratlys should become an independent country? With the petition to rename it as the PNoy Sea - it would only make sense if the Yellowtards will move to Spratlys, claim its independence, or maybe even rename it as the PNoypines - after their beloved the late Noynoy Aquino.

This is what I could suggest. The Yellowtards can take their beloved 1987 Constitution to their new country, the Republika Ng Spratlys. They are free to take the remains of Ninoy Aquino, Cory Aquino, and Noynoy to Spratlys as long as they secure the permission of the people in Manila Memorial Park. ABiaS-CBN can now choose to move to this country where its new government can give it free airwaves. All the Kapamilya celebrities may choose to sign their migration forms to live at the Republika Ng Spratlys. It will become the national television of the Republika Ng Spratlys. 

This could probably be the best civil solution. The Philippine legislative should agree to the petition but only at the conditions that the Yellows make Spratlys their own sovereign nation. The Yellows should apply to the international courts that will make Spratlys independent of ANY territorial claim. Yup, I'm in favor of renaming the West Philippine Sea the PNoy Sea - only if the Yellowtards will claim Spratlys and make it their own separate nation.